Public servant

Here I am trying to save some lives. I think I succeeded one day too. I called in sick one day.

American Hero

Here a colonel is pinning a thing on me. I'm being sent to fight the communists. In a shocking turn of events, we nearly won when the Soviet Union collapsed.

Leader

Speaking with my colleagues at CNN, Atlanta, Georgia.

Fighting for you!

Citizen Joe stands up for your rights and against the special interests and evil-doers. Unless, of course, it happens to be my special interest.